There's a Japanese fellow named Wu,
Who had puberty strike at age two;
It is said of his meat,
were each inch made a beat,
and then written down, he'd have haiku.
Note: Yes, it's a dirty limerick. it's said that there are three kinds of limericks: the limericks that you can recite in the presence of women and clergy, the limericks that you can recite in the presence of clergy but not women, and real limericks. I write real limericks because i'm a traditional kind of guy, as anyone who has dared to peek under my kilt will tell you.
3 comments:
nice site, nate. i enjoy reading what you write...even though it's dirty some (much) of the time. :-)
There's a Hell described not by Dante
But by folks ever uppin the ante
In case it's not clear, it brought me back here
Cause YOUR mind is allus full monty
Now that Nate's fin'lly cleaned up his forum
Let's pretend that us 3 are a quorum
An' kick out the ass who gimme that sass
When I came here all fulla decorum!
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